Weird News
Sorry Subway Promises to Give You a Full 12 Inches
But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?
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January 25, 2013CommentTRAGIC END: Dolphin Trapped in Squalid Gowanus Canal Dies
A tragic end as the beautiful mammal succumbs to human filth.
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January 25, 2013German Soldiers Develop Breasts Due to Intense Rifle Drill
The Wachbataillon is now the largest battalion… with the largest boobs.
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January 25, 2013Robotic Tail Makes it Easier Than Ever to Alienate Your Friends and Fa…
Looking to let people know you’ve finally jumped off the deep-end and failed at life? Tailly may just be the perfect answer.
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January 24, 2013Inigo Montoya T-Shirt Sparks Panic on Qantas Flight
Apparently, wearing a T-Shirt with the words “Prepare to Die” on an airplane full of passengers is frowned upon.
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January 24, 2013Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs
These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!
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January 23, 2013Cancer Victim, 23, is Frozen in Time after Fundraising for Cryonics
Thanks to a Reddit campaign and other fundraising efforts, Kim Suozzi will remain frozen until they find a cure for death.
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January 23, 2013Cats To Go: Man Promotes Extinction of New Zealand Cats to Save Birds
“That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer.”
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January 23, 2013Message in a Bottle Found 76 Years Later, Delivered to Writer’s Family
Inspires you to want to just write a message in a bottle and chuck it out to sea, doesn’t it?
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January 23, 2013Massive Goat Cheese Fire Burns for Four Days in Norway Tunnel
The 27 tons of cheese burned “almost like petrol,” shutting down the miles-long tunnel.
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January 22, 2013Male Nurse Arrested for Making Sweet Love with a Corpse
Giving him those cold, dead eyes. The feeling of her cold, dead flesh. How could he resist?
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January 22, 2013World’s Largest Hips: Mikel Ruffinelli Has 8-foot Curves & Great Sex
Curvy is an understatement.
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January 21, 2013Angry Customer Finds Subway Footlong Sandwich Comes Up Inch Short
The guy has a point–it’s not like it’s called “the five dollar almost footlong.”
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January 18, 2013Meth-Dealing Priest Suspended for Cross-Dressing & Having Sex in Recto…
It’s kind of like a messed up version of Clue. “It was the priest with the meth in the rectory!”
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