Weird News

But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?

A tragic end as the beautiful mammal succumbs to human filth.

The Wachbataillon is now the largest battalion… with the largest boobs.

Looking to let people know you’ve finally jumped off the deep-end and failed at life? Tailly may just be the perfect answer.

Apparently, wearing a T-Shirt with the words “Prepare to Die” on an airplane full of passengers is frowned upon.

These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

Thanks to a Reddit campaign and other fundraising efforts, Kim Suozzi will remain frozen until they find a cure for death.

“That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer.”

Inspires you to want to just write a message in a bottle and chuck it out to sea, doesn’t it?

The 27 tons of cheese burned “almost like petrol,” shutting down the miles-long tunnel.

Giving him those cold, dead eyes. The feeling of her cold, dead flesh. How could he resist?

Curvy is an understatement.

Bad dog.

The guy has a point–it’s not like it’s called “the five dollar almost footlong.”

It’s kind of like a messed up version of Clue. “It was the priest with the meth in the rectory!”