TODAY'S UBER HOTNESS

FEDOR PUNCHES ROGERS' FACE OFF

That was grisly. We have full results from the Strikeforce show, live from Chicago.

because you are not 12 yrs old and goth.

Boy Meets World Abstinence Freakout:

After sixteen years of dating the same girl, Cory loses his mind completely.

Insulin Rap:

There’s no reason diabetics shouldn’t be allowed to bust a rhyme or two.

American Girl Dolls Sing About Burritos:

In the deepest heartland of America, people do horrible things like this.

Scooterz!:

In a horrible alternate universe, Razor scooter riders are the new Tony Hawk.

Billy Mays Autotuned With the Scatman:

About time they put one of these together to honor the most revered infomercial salesman of…