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WORST OF NETFLIX: LIGHTSPEED

Stan Lee didn’t just create awesome super-heroes like Spider-Man. He also crapped out duds like this.

because you are not 12 yrs old and goth.

Miss March from Miss Howard TV 2009:

Check out Miss March from the Miss Howard TV of the Year 2009 contest. Vote for her NOW! http://www.heavy.com/howardtv…

Sarah Palin Reads Off Her Hand:

Oh, sure, make fun of Obama for using a teleprompter and then do this.

Lost 1967 Opening:

What if Lost was a sci-fi series from the late 60s? It would be awesome, that’s what.

Huge Boobs: A Documentary:

This should win an Oscar every year for the rest of human civilization.

Chinese News Explains Andy Dick’s Arrest:

Through their favorite medium, cheap CGI. Is Andy Dick still famous in China?