The Onion

  1. The ONION Twitter Hacked by Syrian Electronic Army

    The Syrian Electronic Army has struck again!.. wait…is this a joke?

    May 6, 2013
  2. The Onion Calls 9-Year-Old Oscar Nominee the C-Word in Tweet

    Racism, sexism or just a joke gone too far?

    February 25, 2013
  3. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn Exists

    Wait a second. Let me get this straight, there are NAKED photos of supermodels on the web? And they’re free?!

    January 2, 2013
  4. 2012 Headlines: Real or Onion Fakes? Take the Quiz

    North Korean unicorns and gorillas with mortality complexes – 2012 brought some strange headlines, but what’s real and what’s fake?!

    December 10, 2012
  5. Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Spoof Published in China

    Not getting the fact that The Onion wrote it as a joke China’s People’s Daily ran with their own story about Korea’s leader being named the “Sexiest Man Alive”

    November 27, 2012
  6. Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee

    You should never need to seek grief therapy after what is supposed to be a fun day at Sea World.

    September 28, 2012
  7. Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host

    Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!

    August 16, 2012
  8. Sex House: Truth or Dare… and Most Definitely Shame

    Erin has to deal with the reality of losing her V-card to Frank. The housemates also settle into a game of Truth or Dare that’s sure to result in lots of regret.

    July 20, 2012
  9. Sex House; It’s the Real World Only With Twice the STDs

    What happens when 5 nymphos and the winner of a Tombstone Pizza contest find themselves under the same roof? You guessed it, non-stop bad decisions.

    July 12, 2012
  10. Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism

    When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.

    June 25, 2012
  11. A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040

    Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …

    May 31, 2012
  12. Rollerskating Congressman Brings the Funk to Capital Hill

    Congress gets a lot of flack for being just a bunch of stuffy, over-the-hill white guys with bad haircuts. Enter James “Sugar Boots” Franklin, the first boom box carrying, rollersk…

    March 30, 2012
  13. Totally Cool Shark Attack

    12-yr-old Jerrod sits down to talk about the wicked awesome shark that bit off his leg. Gnarly!

    February 27, 2012
  14. Teen Death Sentence

    Caitlin Teagart was euthanized this week after failed attempts by her parents to pull her away from her cellphone and Facebook. It’s called tough love, folks.

    February 15, 2012