The Onion
How to Keep the Syrian Electronic Army From Hacking You
The Syrian Electronic Army hacked The Onion recently, and used an intricate web of phishing schemes to gain access to The Onion’s Twitter account.
tech
May 9, 2013CommentThe ONION Twitter Hacked by Syrian Electronic Army
The Syrian Electronic Army has struck again!.. wait…is this a joke?
news
May 6, 2013The Onion Calls 9-Year-Old Oscar Nominee the C-Word in Tweet
Racism, sexism or just a joke gone too far?
entertainment
February 25, 2013Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show a Hit Among People Who Don’t Know Porn …
Wait a second. Let me get this straight, there are NAKED photos of supermodels on the web? And they’re free?!
comedy
January 2, 20132012 Headlines: Real or Onion Fakes? Take the Quiz
North Korean unicorns and gorillas with mortality complexes – 2012 brought some strange headlines, but what’s real and what’s fake?!
comedy
December 10, 2012Kim Jong-un ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Spoof Published in China
Not getting the fact that The Onion wrote it as a joke China’s People’s Daily ran with their own story about Korea’s leader being named the “Sexiest Man Alive”
news
November 27, 2012Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee
You should never need to seek grief therapy after what is supposed to be a fun day at Sea World.
comedy
September 28, 2012Iran News Site Duped by ‘Onion’: Reports Rural White Americans Prefer …
The Onion: Iran’s Finest News Source.
news
September 28, 2012Gigantic Spiders Terrorize Nature Show Host
Spiders really have no other function than to disgust and terrorize the other living creatures on our planet. Kill them with fire!
comedy
August 16, 2012Sex House: Truth or Dare… and Most Definitely Shame
Erin has to deal with the reality of losing her V-card to Frank. The housemates also settle into a game of Truth or Dare that’s sure to result in lots of regret.
comedy
July 20, 2012Sex House; It’s the Real World Only With Twice the STDs
What happens when 5 nymphos and the winner of a Tombstone Pizza contest find themselves under the same roof? You guessed it, non-stop bad decisions.
comedy
July 12, 2012Undercover Reporting and Old Fashioned Racism
When investigating the black market industry of counterfeit goods in Chinatown, nothing gives you that journalistic edge quite like good ol’ fashioned racism.
comedy
June 25, 2012A Look at Presidential Candidates in 2040
Surprise, surprise, a troubling new report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to hold political office due to their embarrassing Facebook photos …
comedy
May 31, 2012Rollerskating Congressman Brings the Funk to Capital Hill
Congress gets a lot of flack for being just a bunch of stuffy, over-the-hill white guys with bad haircuts. Enter James “Sugar Boots” Franklin, the first boom box carrying, rollersk…
comedy
March 30, 2012Totally Cool Shark Attack
12-yr-old Jerrod sits down to talk about the wicked awesome shark that bit off his leg. Gnarly!
comedy
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