Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These are the best beat ‘em up’s, bar none.

Four players beating down nameless thugs? Priceless!

They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.

Nathan Barnatt gives us his tribute to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and in all their forms. Bonus: April O’Neal rockin’ the hot yellow jumpsuit and white high-tops!

Kyle Roberts and Nathan Poppe used over 4,000 photos and 60 hand drawn sketches to put this piece together, and it no doubt paid off. Well done, fellas, the Internet and children o…

In this episode, Raphael tries his hand at stand-up comedy on open mic night. Saying that it was a rough crowd is an understatement. I’ve seen foot soldier armies less hostile tha…

Life was so much simpler for the ninja turtles when they were teenagers. Just an endless stream of pizza, skateboarding and fighting the evil forces of Shredder. Ahhh, the good ol’…

If you play TMNT with a pal, it’s an argument that’s simply inevitable. That being said, Michelangelo is a punk.

In a perfect world Quentin Tarantino, Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel would have been the men behind the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But we’ll have to settle for a little Steeler…

Pretty much the greatest thing you’ll see all week.

Ho boy. Micheal Bay is going to produce a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. Will he destroy it?!