Science

A Harvard professor’s interpretation of an ancient papyrus fragment could rock the Christian world.

More video evidence has surfaced in the case of Mr. Wizard and his dick-like teaching ways.

Wanna know how to get that “Blumpkin” you’ve been asking for?

A 7-year-old Denver girl narrowly escaped death after catching bubonic plague on a camping trip.

New study of plastered mice shows alcohol can lead to PTSD. I’d be stressed too if giants in white coats force-fed me alcohol.

We look as weird to them as they do to us.

Classic Canada…

Israeli scientists invent a straw to be used at night clubs and bars that detects date rape drugs inside of drinks. “Goddammit!” said Ben Roethlisberger.

Scientists carved open the longest Burmese python snake ever caught in Florida and found a record 87 eggs in its belly. Yuck!

It’s the one case where sleep deprivation is good for performance. The less pectoral sandpipers snooze, the more they get it on. Those dirty birds.

Project Morpheus has failed and is on fire.

NASA’s $2.5 billion Mars rover is sending some super-sweet Twitpics.

Mars is ours!

Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.

Pop music is terrible. Science has proved this. Take that, Katie Perry!