Republicans

  1. Kansas Speaker of the House Asks GOP to Pray for Obama’s Death

    You know how sometimes the Republicans like to complain that Obama is mean? Well, they pray for his death … so …. yea … secret service, you’re needed in Kansas.

    January 19, 2013
  2. Akin Was ‘Partly Right’ on ‘Legitimate Rape,’ Says OB-GYN Congressman

    He may be anti-abortion, but this doctor is clearly a proponent of political suicide.

    January 11, 2013
  3. Naked AIDS Protesters Invade Boehner’s Office, Tell Him Not to be a ‘Dick’

    Not just naked, but chanting funny slogans.

    November 27, 2012
  4. Can Republicans Become the Party of Copyright Reform? **UPDATED**

    The Republican Study Committee released a policy brief on copyright law reform and … it makes total sense? Holy crap!

    November 17, 2012
  5. Susan Rice Not Qualified for Secretary of State: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Most criticized for her comments on the Benghazi attack, many Republican GOP senators will not back up the decision to make Susan Rice Secretary of State.

    November 15, 2012
  6. The Fiscal Cliff: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know Vol. 2

    Why should you care about the Fiscal Cliff? Because it will screw you out of a ton of money. We break down the numbers.

    November 12, 2012
  7. The Fiscal Cliff: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The complex animal that is the fiscal cliff is really putting a damper on the Obama victory celebration.

    November 9, 2012
  8. Gloria Allred’s October Surprise: Romney Lied Under Oath

    An October Bombshell in the making. Maybe, maybe not.

    October 24, 2012
  9. Democrats in Arkansas Tried to Buy Votes With Booze

    Have an apathetic electorate? One solution, VODKA FOR VOTES! The plan was to influence and an election in eastern Arkansas by having the voters, well, under the influence.

    October 22, 2012
  10. Todd Akin: Docs Give Abortions to Women Who Aren’t Pregnant

    Todd Akin is back on track to being a big hit with the ladies with another ingenious attack on science.

    October 3, 2012
  11. Christian LaBella: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Christian LaBella, who loves spending time in the celebrity world, may have picked the wrong one to snuggle up with when he went back to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel room with her.

    October 1, 2012
  12. We Are The 47 Percent: Government-Dependent Citizens Make Whiny Signs

    The 47 percent of Americans who depend on the government for bailouts and unemployment checks (according to Romney) plea for help in this hilarious Tumblr post.

    September 18, 2012
  13. 15 Percent of Ohio Republicans Think Mitt Romney Killed Osama bin Laden

    Some us live in reality where there are these things called facts. Others believe Mitt Romney deserves credit for killing Osama bin Laden.

    September 10, 2012
  14. Romney’s Tax Records Stolen, Ransomed for $1 Million: Reports

    Romney’s unreleased tax records have been a ripe target for Democrats. Now hackers claim to be holding them hostage.

    September 5, 2012