1. Poll: 44% of Republicans Say Armed Rebellion May Be Necessary in U.S.

    A Fairleigh Dickinson University poll found that nearly half of Republicans think that an armed rebellion may be necessary to protect their liberties.

    May 2, 2013
  2. Pot Poll Shows Americans Now Favor Legalization of Marijuana

    A Pew Research Center poll shows the majority of Americans have shifted opinion to now be in favor of legalizing marijuana.

    April 5, 2013
  3. Cat Replaces Iron as Monopoly’s New Token after Facebook Vote

    The iron, symbol of domestic drudgery, is replaced by the darling of the Internet — the cat.

    February 6, 2013
  4. Congress Less Popular Than Colonoscopies and Nickelback

    On the bright side, congress is still more popular than gonorrhea and North Korea. So …. things are lookin’ up.

    January 5, 2013
  5. 58% of Americans Think Obama Could Kick Romney’s Ass

    Who would win in a fistfight, Obama or Romney? America has spoken and it says Obama.

    September 13, 2012
  6. Poll: Should Politicians Be Barred From Speaking at 9/11 Memorial?

    For the first time, politicians are being barred from speaking at the 9/11 memorial ceremony. How do you feel about it?

    September 10, 2012
  7. 15 Percent of Ohio Republicans Think Mitt Romney Killed Osama bin Laden

    Some us live in reality where there are these things called facts. Others believe Mitt Romney deserves credit for killing Osama bin Laden.

    September 10, 2012
  8. Zero Percent of African-Americans Support Mitt Romney: New Poll Says

    Mitt Romney’s African-American outreach has apparently hit a bit of a snag.

    August 21, 2012
  9. What Type of Wizard is President Obama?

    Clearly he has mystical powers, but exactly how does he choose to use them? Will he teach at Hogwarts or hand out with hobbits?

    August 14, 2012