Sharkception! A seafood Turducken has been found in the wild by an ocean exploration team with the University of Delaware.

It was found alive, but it died shortly afterward.

He’s a NASA astronaut. His wife is a congresswoman who survived a bullet to the head. But today he’s in the news because his dog killed a sea mammal.

A renowned British sculptor just upset the natural balance of the ocean.

We look as weird to them as they do to us.

Oh, the ocean: what a horrifying place it can be. Case in point: TentaDrill, a stylish shooter that puts you in the shoes – or tentacles – of a strange half-squid, half-narwhal.

In which we discuss various underwater marvels, how they hate you, and why they should be destroyed. In 1999, NASA’s Lunar Prospector discovered areas of concentrated hydrogen sign…

Sure, scientists and Al Goreans are all panty-twisted about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, that swirling pile of ocean-borne trash roughly twice the size of Texas, but when I hea…