News

  1. French Kill Hundreds of Islamic Militants in Mali

    The French government reports that its military has been dominating radical islamist forces.

    February 5, 2013
  2. New Study Proves Mixing Alcohol with Diet Soda Gets You Drunk Faster

    If you drink diet soda with your alcohol, you’re probably getting more wasted than your friends.

    February 5, 2013
  3. Six Tourists Gang-Raped in Acapulco as Their Tied-Up Partners Watch

    Five men tied up the women’s partners with telephone cords and bikinis and gang-raped the group of women.

    February 5, 2013
  4. Mother-Killing Mental Patient Able to Buy 15 Guns

    It was a paperwork glitch.

    February 5, 2013
  5. Two Students Lose Fingers in Tug-of-War Gone Wrong

    How epic was this game of tug-of-war?

    February 5, 2013
  6. 6-Year-Old Girl Steals Car Keys and Crashes BMW to Visit Father

    The sad thing is that I know adults who are worse drivers than this little girl.

    February 5, 2013
  7. Director Jonathan Bucari Filming Sandy Hook School Massacre Movie

    Meet the world’s most insensitive director.

    February 5, 2013
  8. DARPA Develops Star Wars-Like Lasers for Fighter Jets

    We may not be getting a Death Star, but aircraft lasers are going to be a reality in 2014.

    February 4, 2013
  9. Ed Koch Dead: Former New York City Mayor Dies at 88

    Koch was Mayor of New York City for three terms from 1978 to 1989 and is famously remembered for pulling the city out of bankruptcy.

    February 1, 2013
  10. Police Investigating 10 Pounds of Pot Accidentally Delivered to Kmart

    You won’t find this herb in the home & garden section.

    February 1, 2013
  11. Truck Carrying Fireworks for Chinese New Year Explodes, Killing 26

    The truck exploded on a bridge in China, sending cars plummeting 100 feet to the ground.

    February 1, 2013
  12. Mexican Oil Company Explosion Kills 35, Wounds 121 More

    The cause of the blast has yet to be confirmed as rescuers continue to search for survivors.

    January 31, 2013
  13. San Francisco 49ers’ Chris Culliver Apologizes for Anti-Gay Remarks

    The 49ers cornerback said the voices in his head made him do it.

    January 31, 2013
  14. Today’s Definition of Irony Involves Drowning

    I’ll bet someone at this pool party even joked that it was the safest pool party imaginable.

    January 31, 2013
  15. Hoaxer Tuiasosopo Tells Dr. Phil He Was in Love with Manti Te’o

    Ronaiah Tuiasosopo dishes out the dirty details of the Manti Te’o hoax to Dr. Phil and says that he was in love with the football player.

    January 31, 2013