1. Justin Bieber’s Monkey Quarantined in Germany

    Officials in Germany confiscated pop star Justin Bieber’s monkey after the singer tried to bring the animal into the country without the required documents.

    April 1, 2013
  2. IKEA Monkey’s Former Owner to Publish Book

    The former owner of the well-dressed monkey found wandering around a Toronto IKEA store has said she’s raising funds to get him back.

    March 19, 2013
  3. Iranian Prez Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Volunteers for Space Travel

    The Iranian President joins the ranks of the most ridiculous candidates for space travel ever.

    February 4, 2013
  4. 10 Monkeys Who Are Opposed to Gun Control

    What’s better than a monkey? Why, a monkey with guns of course! The NRA would surely approve.

    February 1, 2013
  5. Animals Kiss Their Asses Goodbye and Blast into Space (PHOTOS)

    Now that Iran has a monkey in space this seems like the perfect time to look back at some photos of… animals in spaaaaaaace!

    January 28, 2013
  6. Iran Sends Monkey into Space, Trails in Space Race by Just 50 Years

    At least it wasn’t a nuclear monkey.

    January 28, 2013
  7. Monkey Can’t Stop Spanking the Monkey, Porn Addicted Chimp

    Bojangles likes bananas, but likes porn even more.

    January 15, 2013
  8. The 17 Most Viral Photos of the Ikea Monkey

    You’ve heard about the monkey at a Canadian Ikea store, but the little fella did a lot more than shop. Get the primates full adventure story.

    December 12, 2012
  9. Chinese Wife Dutifully Breastfeeds Monkeys for Hubby’s Monkey Business

    It’s the key to a happy home and a successful business: Breastfeed your monkeys.

    December 4, 2012
  10. WATCH: Capuchin Monkeys Protest Unequal Pay

    Everything is better with monkeys. Science experiments, economic inequality, Internet videos, etc. Everything.

    November 17, 2012
  11. Marina Chapman: The British Housewife Who Was Raised by Monkeys

    Raised by monkeys, found by hunters, sold as a prostitute — and she turned out okay. Go figure.

    October 22, 2012
  12. The Heavy Awesomest Guide to Japan’s Most Bizarre Restaurants & Clubs

    Robots, cannibalism and monkey waiters, Japan’s most epic dining and late night destinations.

    October 9, 2012
  13. The 20 Awesomest Monkeys Caught Pervin on Women

    They think their boob grabs are innocent and adorable, but we know the motives of these banana eaters. These monkeys are straight-up pervin!

    July 25, 2012
  14. And Now Some Monkeys Cannonballing into a Pool

    This is a video of Monkeys cannonballing into a pool. This raises a few interesting points. If you don’t like this video, we can’t be friends.

    July 10, 2012