Monkeys
Iranian Prez Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Volunteers for Space Travel
The Iranian President joins the ranks of the most ridiculous candidates for space travel ever.
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February 4, 2013Comment10 Monkeys Who Are Opposed to Gun Control
What’s better than a monkey? Why, a monkey with guns of course! The NRA would surely approve.
comedy
February 1, 2013Animals Kiss Their Asses Goodbye and Blast into Space (PHOTOS)
Now that Iran has a monkey in space this seems like the perfect time to look back at some photos of… animals in spaaaaaaace!
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January 28, 2013Iran Sends Monkey into Space, Trails in Space Race by Just 50 Years
At least it wasn’t a nuclear monkey.
news
January 28, 2013Monkey Can’t Stop Spanking the Monkey, Porn Addicted Chimp
Bojangles likes bananas, but likes porn even more.
comedy
January 15, 2013The 17 Most Viral Photos of the Ikea Monkey
You’ve heard about the monkey at a Canadian Ikea store, but the little fella did a lot more than shop. Get the primates full adventure story.
comedy
December 12, 2012Chinese Wife Dutifully Breastfeeds Monkeys for Hubby’s Monkey Business
It’s the key to a happy home and a successful business: Breastfeed your monkeys.
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December 4, 2012WATCH: Capuchin Monkeys Protest Unequal Pay
Everything is better with monkeys. Science experiments, economic inequality, Internet videos, etc. Everything.
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November 17, 2012Marina Chapman: The British Housewife Who Was Raised by Monkeys
Raised by monkeys, found by hunters, sold as a prostitute — and she turned out okay. Go figure.
news
October 22, 2012The Heavy Awesomest Guide to Japan’s Most Bizarre Restaurants & Clubs
Robots, cannibalism and monkey waiters, Japan’s most epic dining and late night destinations.
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October 9, 2012The 20 Awesomest Monkeys Caught Pervin on Women
They think their boob grabs are innocent and adorable, but we know the motives of these banana eaters. These monkeys are straight-up pervin!
Comedy
July 25, 2012And Now Some Monkeys Cannonballing into a Pool
This is a video of Monkeys cannonballing into a pool. This raises a few interesting points. If you don’t like this video, we can’t be friends.
comedy
July 10, 2012