Kim Jong-Il

  1. 6 Reasons North Korea is More Sad than Scary, Including Cannibalism

    We’re all terrified of being nuked, but North Korea is more worthy of our pity than our fear.

    January 28, 2013
  2. North Korea is Going To War

    The following message was sent via cable broadcast to all North Koreans by Kim Jong-il in response to an American report that North Korea and Kim Jong-il himself had ordered the to…

    May 26, 2010
  3. North Korean Comedy Is The Kim Jong Illest

    Watch this report on the official comedy show of North Korea, “It’s So Funny,” and laugh for all the wrong reasons.

    April 18, 2010
  4. 6 People Who Got An iPad Before I Did

    These d-bags got an iPad and I didn’t? Check out our of lucky Appletards inside.

    April 7, 2010
  5. Holiday Gifts For The World’s Worst Dictators

    The holidays are a tricky time of year – not only is it difficult to pick out gifts for your loved ones, but you’re gift-shopping while everyone else is gift-shopping as well. An…

    December 21, 2009
  6. Five Reasons Kim Jong-Il Is Cooler Than You

    These are all true, just so you know.Kim Jong-Il blew up his own high school to make sure nobody would graduate from there with a better academic record than he did. Kim Jong-Il or…

    September 16, 2009