Kids

Don’t even think about trying to put these kids in timeout, their awesomeness simply can’t be chained down.

Your days of sleeping on the couch are over, a 12-year-old boy has cracked the female code.

Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

Children are brooding creatures that produce bizarre and offensive artwork under the guise of cuteness. We’ve rounded up a few of these abominations to laugh at and criticize.

Parents beware. If you want to keep your kid off the stripper pole, then keep them out of these t-shirts.

Consider this our version of the mixtape in tribute to Jimmy Kimmel’s old time slot. We’ll try not to get too emotional.

C’mon, teach, don’t give the kid homework. Can’t you see it’s killing her?

Pole dancing Barbie dolls, Russian roulette guns for kids and STD plush toys – your child’s holiday is seriously screwed.

A father dubbed his friend’s voice over his son’s and it’s hilariously bizarre, but then again, what would you expect from a kid legally named Maximus Thor?

Check out this like a real life version of “The Icebox” from Little Giants.

No cause for alarm, just a baby in a robo alien power loader costume.

Nothing like the whole world seeing your big sister chewing you out for something.

Nobody would like to choose between sleep and a nice plate of a spaghetti, though sometimes in life that decision gets made for you.

More video evidence has surfaced in the case of Mr. Wizard and his dick-like teaching ways.

Finally, the real purpose of home security cameras has been realized – catching local kids plowing face first into mailboxes.