Kate Gosselin

Why?! Why is she still a celebrity? How have we as a society allowed this to happen? Oh well, at least things are getting more interesting and more naked.

Every week I find five things that made me proud to wave the Red, White, and Blue. Sometimes it’s hard, sometimes it’s easy, but it’s always America.

Observers of people who suck were doing all sorts of commenting on Kate Gosselin’s new hairdo today, as the mother of eight and former reality TV star did a photoshoot for People …

Oh, celebrities: they suck, yet we can’t stop thinking about them. But who is truly the world’s most worthless celebrity? Here at Heavy, we use science to answer these questions. U…

LIVING ROOMIt’s Christmas Eve in a decrepit Pennsylvania mansion: Eight teenagers sit around a Christmas tree in rags while Jon cuddles with a young girl on the couch. Kate comes i…