Justin Bieber

Take that you haters, you people who say I look like a lesbian. I won! I won!

L.A. police pulled over Bieber in his white Ferrari Tuesday night while cruising the streets.

Ah, time to move on. Weren’t Justin and Selena’s staged PDAs a bit creepy, anyway?

The most followed Twitter profiles on the web are neatly stacked, sorted, and spun for you. Check out which celeb has conquered the coveted top spot.

The lady doth protest too much, wethinks.

It’s okay, there’s no need to shave your heads. Justin Bieber is just fine.

What is smoking-hot Selena is doing with half-man Biebs? Trying to make more money.

A Michigan man, claiming to be the father of Bieber’s girlfriend, Selena Gomez, is suing Justin for stealing his credit card, as well as not paying back money owed for an abortion …

Prayers have been answered.

Even Justin Bieber has bad days.

Paris Hilton tried to unwind by making out with a girl at a Las Vegas night club. Her boyfriend, River Viiperi flew into a rage and was arrested for battery.

Wanna learn how to dance like the Biebs? Step-one: place your hands on your knees and hurl.

Biebs’ mom is giving off some serious signals.

The Bieber-universe is a vast and swagged out place. Let’s take a look at one of its most interesting species, the Bieber lesbian.