James Holmes

  1. Man Shoots Himself in Ass Inside Nevada Movie Theater

    Nevada cops are strangely relaxed about gunshot(s) fired during a showing of The Bourne Legacy.

    August 15, 2012
  2. Copycat Brings Gun, Ammo, Knives to ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Showing in Ohio: Cops

    WTF is going on? Another person has brought multiple weapons to a showing of “The Dark Knight Rises.”

    August 7, 2012
  3. James Holmes’ Shrink Warned Police Before Dark Knight Massacre

    The shooter’s psychiatrist warned police weeks before the Dark Knight theater shooting in Colorado.

    August 6, 2012
  4. Comedy Central Shoots Down Jeff Ross’ James Holmes Massacre Joke At Roseanne Roast

    Jeff Ross dressed like JoePa and made a James Holmes joke at the recent Roseanne Roast. This one seems like a barn burner.

    August 6, 2012
  5. Kill Yourself: Tumblr Tween ‘Holmies’ Pay Homage To Murderer

    The latest fringe group to find a bizarre audience on Tumblr are the self-described “Holmies” who are “obsessed” with Aurora killer James Holmes.

    August 2, 2012
  6. ‘Pimp My Ride’ Guy: Colorado Shooter Loved My Violent Batman Ripoff

    The ‘Dark Knight Rises’ shooter James Holmes apparently reached out to “Pimp My Ride” star “Diggity” Dave Aragon about his sh*tty-looking Batman rip-off movie.

    August 2, 2012
  7. James Holmes’ Shrink Warned Threat Assessment Team of Danger

    A campus “threat assessment team” failed to heed the warnings of killer James Holmes’ psychiatrist.

    August 1, 2012
  8. James Holmes Won’t Be Charged for Killing Unborn Child

    An expecting mom shot in the belly survived the Colorado massacre but had a miscarriage. Her fetus will not count as a victim.

    July 30, 2012
  9. D-bag Dane Cook Makes ‘Just Shoot Me’ Joke About Massacre

    The rape jokes worked out so well for Tosh that Dane thought he’d tap into the whole recent-mass-murder thing.

    July 27, 2012
  10. Cops Stop Copycat ‘Joker’ from Mass Murder in Maryland

    A suspect allegedly planning his version of the Dark Knight Rises Massacre has been apprehended in Maryland.

    July 27, 2012
  11. James Holmes Asked How ‘Dark Knight’ Ends

    A jail worker couldn’t believe his ears when the madman asked him about the film’s ending.

    July 25, 2012
  12. James Holmes Sent Massacre Plans to Psychiatrist; Never Opened

    The killer sent a package with drawings of the massacre to a campus psychiatrist, but no one opened it until it was too late.

    July 25, 2012
  13. Killer’s Hooker: James Holmes ‘Was Really Nice’

    The whole world hates him — except one prostitute who has fond memories.

    July 25, 2012
  14. ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Theater Evacuated in New Jersey

    A New Jersey theater was evacuated Monday night after someone opened an exit door.

    July 24, 2012
  15. Maine Man Attends ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ with a Loaded Gun

    Maine police arrested a man who says he watched The Dark Knight Rises with a loaded gun and who was caught with an arsenal in his vehicle and news clippings of the Colorado massacre.

    July 23, 2012