History

  1. The Top 10 Reasons Valentine’s Day is Evil

    Are you alone for the big day? Don’t worry, it’s for crooks, creeps, and cretins anyway!

    February 12, 2013
  2. King Richard III Remains Found: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    This crooked king’s remains will set some records straight before being reburied at their final resting place.

    February 4, 2013
  3. The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil

    Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.

    November 22, 2012
  4. Science: Humans Sexed Neanderthals Out of Existence

    Humans and Neanderthals once lived together. Now they are bones, but once upon a time, they totally boned.

    September 29, 2012
  5. The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    A Harvard professor’s interpretation of an ancient papyrus fragment could rock the Christian world.

    September 18, 2012
  6. Company Plans New Crematorium Right Next to Nazi Death Camp

    And the insensitivity award goes to …

    September 5, 2012
  7. Gabby Douglas on the Cover of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes

    Olympic gold medalist and pioneer Gabby Douglas is already on a cereal box.

    August 3, 2012
  8. Child Crime Theatre

    From the warped mind of Duncan Trussell comes “Child Crime Theatre”. Nothing puts a fun spin on history’s most shocking and tragic events like the innocent joy of children. Just wa…

    March 9, 2012
  9. History of the Exploding Fist Bump

    The history of the exploding fist bump is a murky one, cloaked in mystery and douchey-ness. Some say it goes back as far as 7th century China, while others argue it was invented by…

    July 25, 2011
  10. The Michele Bachmann History Channel

    A while back Conan showed us a preview of the Sarah Palin History Channel. Now Michele Bachmann is giving us a history lesson on how John Wayne Gacy and Samuel Patch Adams set Amer…

    June 30, 2011
  11. The Sarah Palin History Channel

    Sarah Palin’s accounts of history have a few variations from how American events actually went down, but you’ll hardly even notice.

    June 8, 2011
  12. 749 NES Games In 15 Minutes

    Can you name them all? Here’s a hint (sorta); they’re all alphabetical!

    October 27, 2010
  13. What Will Happen Now That Anne Frank’s Tree Has Fallen?

    The mighty chestnut tree referenced many times by Anne Frank in her famous diary fell earlier today, the victim of high winds and a rotten trunk. Or was it something… darker?

    August 23, 2010