Healthcare

  1. Toronto Police Warn of Illegal Butt Enhancement Injections

    Illegal butt enhancement procedures aren’t just for Americans anymore.

    March 18, 2013
  2. Doctors Say it’s ‘High’ Time to Legalize Marijuana

    The Onion packs a bowl full of puns in their report of the case to legalize medical marijuana and the sweet “re-leaf” it would offer those suffering from debilitating illnesses.

    September 12, 2011
  3. American Health Insurance in a Single Joke

    Ouch, the truth hurts! My advice if you don’t have health insurance; stock up on apples and don’t get sick.

    August 1, 2011
  4. Pokemon Healthcare

    You are not going to believe this hilarious video where a bunch of pranksters test people’s knowledge of health care reform by inserting references to Pokemon into their questions …

    May 4, 2010
  5. 5 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Week

    Every week, I pick five things that make me proud to be a citizen of the great American Satan. This week we’ve got a true underdog story, bad things happening to hot chicks and …

    March 26, 2010
  6. Friday Facebook Fail: Health Care Reform

    One dumb girl tries to talk smack about the health care plan and gets owned pretty heavily in this week’s Friday Facebook Fail.

    March 26, 2010
  7. 10 Things The Health Care Bill Will Do To America

    With different health care reform bills having passed both the House and the Senate, it is only a matter of time before one final bill is passed and America changes forever. And wh…

    January 5, 2010
  8. House Passes Health Care Bill

    I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist. But if he was in charge, he would have had it solved in forty-four minutes.

    November 8, 2009
  9. INSIDE MAX BAUCUS’S HEALTH CARE PLAN

    Have you ever read a health care plan? These things are like eighteen zillion pages long and they’ve got words I’ve never even heard of. But for you, dear reader, anything. I sat d…

    September 21, 2009