Gen. John Allen

Jill Kelley got another blow on the way to Popularityville, when the South Koreans dumped her from their events.

You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.

Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.

Heavy.com’s definitive Petraeus Affair Timeline Infographic stars all your favorites: Petraeus, Broadwell, Kelley, Obama, Gen. Allen, Shirtless FBI Guy & more.

He successfully represented Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Now this bigshot takes his talents to the Petraeus scandal on behalf of “other woman” Jill Kelley.

All you need to know about the PR guru behind Jill Kelley, the lady who is responsible for bringing down General Patraeus.

With the Gen. Petraeus sex scandal snowballing, another high-ranking general has been thrown into the mix. Meet John R. Allen, the highest ranking U.S. general in Afghanistan, now…

What exactly does being a “social liaison” entail?

Just goes to show you, if you call the FBI in, you better not be up to anything yourself.