We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Diablo III demonstrates her seduction techniques, hermit crabs rave their shells off, and a slinky goes on an epic quest.

The airwaves were littered with profanity this week or at least Jimmy Kimmel likes to think they were. It’s his weekly roundup of celebrities and other talking heads who don’t need the bleep button, but get it anyway.

Jon Benjamin speaks to his son in a British accent. Oh, I feel I should also mention that he’s not British… and his 9-yr-old son has no idea.

“Dark colors and latex again, Batman?! Seriously, that was sooo last season. Where’s the flare? Where’s the pizazz?!”

Jimmy Kimmel continues his reign of pranking terror on his staff with some of the most creative high fives late night TV has ever seen.

Every summer, (or at least since the early ’90s) the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music.

Siri may have incredible value to a person of normal sanity, but just how beneficial is her intelligence to the King of Rocks, aka a crazy man on the street?

Maybe it’s the dramatic music, maybe it’s the slinky’s never dying spirit, but there’s got to be something that society can learn from this.

Uncle drew rolls up to the court to show these young bucks what’s really up. Look out fellas, Uncle Drew is about to take you to the school of hard knocks on your home turf.