Education
Hero Music Teacher Maryrose Kristopik Saves 15 Kids in Sandy Hook Mass…
Hero music teacher Maryrose Kristopik saved 15 children by locking herself and students inside the classroom’s closet as shooter Adam Lanza banged on the door.
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December 14, 2012Comment27 Dead — 20 Children — in Connecticut Elementary School Massacre
Twenty young children are dead in the worst school shooting in U.S. history.
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December 14, 2012Kids Sickened by Bob Marley ‘Mellow’ Drink Sold at Middle School
New Jersey parents are not feeling irie about this one, mon.
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December 5, 2012The Craziest Creationist Louisiana Textbook Lessons
Louisiana is filling students’ heads full of creationist wisdom with its new voucher program. These textbook lessons speak for themselves.
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November 21, 2012‘Fantasy Slut League’ Gave High School Jocks Points for Banging Chicks
Jocks at Piedmont High “drafted” girls and scored points for luring them into sex.
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October 22, 2012Student Spikes Teacher’s Coffee with Ass-Enlarging GluteBoost Pills
The class clown is an ass clown.
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October 5, 2012Teacher Quits after Banging Virgin Boy in School Parking Lot
At least drive across the street, lady. Geez.
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October 4, 2012‘I Enjoy Vagina’ Shirt Gets Girl Booted from Gene Simmons’ High School
A high-school student in Queens New York was sent home for wearing a t-shirt that said, “I Enjoy Vagina”.
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October 3, 2012220-Pound Teacher Gets His Ass Kicked by 6-Year-Old & Sues the City
A 6-year-old “devil” kicked a ginormous teacher’s ass and broke his ankle. Now the big baby is suing the city.
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October 1, 2012Texas Grade-School Teacher Admits Getting High on Meth Before Teaching
A Texas elementary school teacher is on leave after telling police that she’d been getting stoned on meth for the past seven years before heading in to face the third-graders.
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September 30, 2012Jr. High Kid Dressed as Two-Face Shoots Self Dead in School
Cade Poulos was 13 years old.
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September 26, 2012Priest Made Kids Lick Whipped Cream Off His Knees
“It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids
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September 20, 2012Boy-Raping Teacher: I Would’ve Raped More if Hubby Didn’t Catch Me
Every boy’s fantasy isn’t so hot when it actually comes true.
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September 10, 2012Chinese Kids Forced to Schlep Their Own Desks to School
And you thought we had a school funding crisis.
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September 10, 2012Heroin Dealer Hired by Fancy School is Concerned for the State of Educ…
A heroin dealer becomes the voice for children — what’s wrong with this picture?
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