Drugs
Heroin Dealer Hired by Fancy School is Concerned for the State of Educ…
A heroin dealer becomes the voice for children — what’s wrong with this picture?
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September 10, 2012CommentMMA Fighter Who Ripped Out Friend’s Heart While High on Mushrooms Plea…
Jarrod Wyatt removed Taylor Powell’s heart, tongue and face while the victim was alive.
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September 9, 2012Fed Fast and Furious Report Looming: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Get the quick facts about the US/Mexico gun trafficking report.
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September 9, 2012Griselda Blanco: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Griselda was the first lady of drug smugglin’ whose rivals included the DEA and Pablo Escobar. She was gunned down on Monday by the method she invented: motorcycle drive-by.
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September 4, 2012Toddler Dies of OD When Junkie Parents Feed Him Methadone
Jayden Lee Green’s addict parents put him down for a nap by drugging him with methadone.
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September 4, 2012Prince Harry Cocaine Scandal: Blow Was Snorted in Naked-Romp Vegas Hot…
Did the royal rascal snort some blow while naked in Vegas? Someone was doing lines in that room.
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August 28, 2012Grandma Smuggled 2,000 Pounds of Weed to Keep Active in Old Age
Who needs Bingo night when you’ve got a trunk full of the Chronic?
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August 27, 2012US Olympic Judo Fighter Accidentally Eats Weed-Laced Baked Goods
You ever fight in an Olympic Judo match? You ever fight in an Olympic Judo match on weeeeeeeeeed?
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August 6, 2012Exploded Cocaine Condom Kills Dealer’s Mother-in-Law: Cops
An alleged Kiwi kingpin was in court because his mother-in-law died when a buttload of condom-wrapped coke burst in her belly.
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July 31, 2012Grandfather Rips Giant Glass Bong, Dances to Rap Music
Grandpa loves the chronic, and he’s not afraid to bust a move, too.
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June 28, 2012How To Tie a Double Windsor on Crack
Learn how to tie a double windsor and come off as the classy professional that you truly are – even with a debilitating crack cocaine addiction.
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May 14, 2012Somebody Has a Meth Lab in Their Pants
Just a tip for all you would be Walter Whites out there: keep the meth lab out of your pants, bad things happen.
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May 1, 2012How to Mow Your Yard on PCP
Lawn care is a tiresome and tedious undertaking, especially when you’d rather smoke some angel dust and fight off the demons flying around your living room. With a little know-how,…
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April 18, 2012Starship Intervention
“Let’ em say we’re crazy (that’s the meth talking)… see it through the bad times (lots of those ahead)… nothing’s gonna stop us now (except an overdose).” This kind of wtf weir…
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January 4, 2012Black Dynamite’s Anti-Drug PSA
Black Dynamite means well with his message to the kids about the dangers of drugs, but all I took away from this PSA is that drugs are a funky fun time.
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September 8, 2011