Christmas

Sofia Vergara is exceptional in many many ways. Watching her sing Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas present to the world.

Man, our ambassadors are jacked! Who needs spies when your ambassadors’ biceps could choke out a moose?

The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with Sam Jackson and Anne Hathaway fighting for box office supremacy and the KKK?

Bah, humbug!

Is it ever too soon for Jesus?

There can be only one melodramatic movie to reign over the Christmas season. Django Unchained vs. Les Misérables Fight!

Is your Christmas tree a 50 foot high version of the ’80s classic Pac-Man? No? Then sit back down.

As you become catatonic in front of the television this winter, you’re sure to see some awful Christmas movies. That’s why we ranked them for you.

The greatest Christmas comedies sum up the inevitable disappointment that awaits you on December 25th. In cutting-edge GIF form!

Not even Charlie Brown would be a big enough blockhead to put one of these failure trees in his home.

Mr. T hooked up with first lady Nancy Reagan under the mistletoe?! Egg nog is a hell of a drug, people.

If instead of leaving milk and cookies out for Santa you leave whiskey and a copy of “Guns & Ammo” you might be a redneck.

You don’t need pills that turn your poo to gold, but you really should have them. Here’s our Xmas wishlist.

He’s happy to see you and that’s not Christmas cheer in his pants.

Does your house look like a casino defecated on it? Check out all the terrible Christmas decorations, displays and lights in all their failure.