Animals

It’s man vs. machine, or rather mutt vs. machine.

Celebrities love animals. Animals don’t know what a celebrity is. If they did, they would love their doppelgangers. You’ll see what we mean…

Who would have thought inviting a giant, hairy spider to a 3-year-old’s birthday party could go so wrong?

They’re frickin’ dolphins with frickin’ knives and pistols attached to their frickin’ heads!

These pigs were nowhere near a blanket.

Just because they’re tiny doesn’t mean they’re not tough – even if some are nearly microscopic.

Fried hamster? Wonder how that tastes with a side of fries.

The Internet is Going Crazy For This Baby Rhino

The attack happened early this afternoon.

We all know that cats and dogs can be jerks at times but birds really take the cake. Here is a list of 20 GIFs of the animal infamous for dropping liquid turds on your car.

When lions stop being polite and start acting real.

After Fluffy dies, you can get him freeze-dried for posterity (or to freak out your neighbor’s kids).

Aww yeeeah, pony! You bad, you know it. Do that moonwalk, pony!

If you stare at these too long, your life will become Tron. Be careful.

You’ll wonder why you ever bothered listening to music that didn’t feature screaming goats.