20 Worst

Think your relationship sucks? It does, but these are way worse.

Will you make me the happiest contributing writer in the whole internet? Say yes to the epic FAIL that is the proposal.

Mmmm, mmm, nothing hits the spot like a hot bowl of slut soup with chicken ass.

You’re spending too much time on Facebook when you’ve joined a group dedicated to fighting panda terrorism. Step away from the social media.

One in five senior citizens is now awkwardly struggling with Facebook. The rise of the silver surfers has begun.

Welcome to the school of hard knocks, kids. The real world hurts and you don’t get ice cream for losing.

Children are brooding creatures that produce bizarre and offensive artwork under the guise of cuteness. We’ve rounded up a few of these abominations to laugh at and criticize.

Think commercials are out of control now? Take a look at the crazy stuff ad agencies used to put out in bygone eras. Maybe the Geico lizard won’t bother you so much anymore.

Few things are more awkward than attempting to high five a blind person. That and 19 more flailing high five attempts gone wrong.

It was a big year for celebrity and by “big” we mean “horrendously terrible and embarrassing moments.” Take a look at the less glamorous side of stardom.

Pole dancing Barbie dolls, Russian roulette guns for kids and STD plush toys – your child’s holiday is seriously screwed.

Not even Charlie Brown would be a big enough blockhead to put one of these failure trees in his home.

Does your house look like a casino defecated on it? Check out all the terrible Christmas decorations, displays and lights in all their failure.

It’s probably best not to let your kid sit on the lap of these 20 sketchy Santas.

You may want to take an alternate route than Blueball Avenue on your way to Buckets of Blood Street.