After witnessing the social devastation that auto correct has brought upon mankind, we’re seriously thinking about ditching our smart phones and going back to trusty pen and paper.
A bicycle is a great way to get fit, but they’re also machines of death, just waiting to hurl you face first into the dirt. Take a cue from these poor schmucks and go back inside and play Nintendo, it’s much safer.
Whatever you feel like wearing is your choice, but it might be wise to leave the “muff diver” t-shirt in the closet when taking your daughters out in public. Nah, who are we kidding, bring on the fail.
Kids and alligators, kids and mummified grandparents, kids with Nazi fathers – yep, it’s Volume 2 of the 20 Worst Parenting Fails. And if these youngsters make it to adulthood, it’ll be nothing short of a miracle.
Most people don’t look their best in a police mugshot, but damn, something tells me these skidmarks on society didn’t look much better before johnny law came knocking.
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