Stoned Man Tells Cops Dinosaurs and Aliens Were Coming to Get Him

Man, there's no bigger buzz kill than when dinosaurs are chasing you, your home is full of aliens and the cops won't share your stash.

Just ask Edward A. Kirk III, possibly the most stoned drug dealer you'll hear about tonight. He was busted after Greenwood, Indiana police came to his his house after getting a report that a man was running around in a parking lot babbling about aliens and dinosaurs, according to a police report and The Smoking Gun.

When cops arrived, they found Kirk tripping hard, and claiming to have taken 30 hits of acid. And kids, before you try this at home, we'll warn you, it's gonna mess you up.

This guy thought he was being chased by dinosaurs, but his house was full of aliens. However, he invited the police into his house, aliens and all, to share in his "substantial stash" and told them getting high is great and the world should "trip."

Police said he then told them about selling LSD for money was doing "the people's work."

They searched his apartment and didn't find any aliens or dinosaurs, but they did find a whole bunch of drugs and paraphernalia. Turns out a buddy of his overdosed there in August.

So the cops took Kirk to jail after charging him with felony and misdemeanor drug charges, disorderly conduct and reckless possession of drug paraphernalia.

But hey, at least there won't be dinosaurs in jail, right? Here's the police report: