Fortune smiles upon us all today.
At long last, Justin Bieber's father, Jeremy Bieber, has some nude photos out there and they are being shopped around. Apparently, he's "purposely" posing in all the pictures, full-frontal and all. A source told RadarOnline that "They look like they were taken for a Playgirl-type magazine or something."
Jeremy Bieber Full Frontal Centerfold! Swoon!
Just two dudes, hanging out poolside. They reek of masculinity.
Does anyone want to see that which spawned Justin Bieber? I think the fact that Bieb's mom hasn't had sex in 15 years answers that question.