Turkish police have detained a man who made the worst possible impression during a visit to his in-laws. He's accused of raping a duck in their home, leaving it bloody and severely injured.
Perhaps he took an expletive phrase too literally. Or maybe this is a thing now?
The 50-year-old suspect, a father of four, denies the insane allegations. But his father-in-law, who lives in Turkey's Bursa province, swears he found blood and feathers, along with the ravaged duck, in a bed in his house. He described the victimized fowl as "unable to walk," and the mother-in-law says she found the man's bloody shirt outdoors near a tree.
The duck is recovering under a vet's care after several operations to repair severe intestinal damage.