Burglar or Zombie? Naked Attacker Gnaws on Woman’s Head

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A zombie attack — or just another doped-up idiot who can’t hold his bath salts?

Pennsylvania authorities aren’t saying yet. But what police are reporting tonight is that a naked, bloody man bit a woman’s head after he injured himself jumping out of the second floor of a Hawley, Pa. home he’d broken into. He’s been charged with aggravated assault and about a dozen other counts in the bizarre incident.

Police said Richard Cimino Jr., 20, of Doylestown, Pa., drove his car off a road behind some houses in the small town, reports Huffington Post. He stripped down and tried to break into a nearby home, where people told him to leave (guess that adage about vampires holds true for wanna-be zombies). He then ran up the street and broke into a vacant home and jumped from its second floor window, hurting his “arms and extremities” from the fall but kept going, said State Trooper David Aluisio.

And he kept going and going, bleeding heavily and coming across two women in the street. He tackled one of them and “began to gnaw at [her] head, screaming like an animal,” Aulisio said.

The women ran away and called the police. They found Cimino lying in the road, injured and displaying “delusional behavior.”

And even though police tazed him, Cimino punched one in the face before they hauled him away. He’s in the hospital now — and police still aren’t saying if it was drugs or something even scarier.