On his 18th birthday Thomas Tyner went all the way. Ten times.
The Aloha, Oregon, high school football phenom scored a state-record 10 touchdowns and ran for a state-record 643 yards on Friday night.
His Warriors beat Lakeridge 84-63.
When local reporters got up in his face after the game asking how he'd celebrate (all Disney World commercial style), Tyner said: "All it means is I can't wait to go to sleep."
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