Max Payne is a man of pain - everyday, all day. Pain for breakfast, pain for lunch, pain for dinner. Also, there's generally a lot of diving in slow motion and using firearms under the influence of hard liquor. The guy is in serious need of a hug.
Max Payne Spends His Days Shooting, Drinking and Diving for No Apparent Reason
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