Over the last year, this notorious trainwreck has been pretty dormant, but at the height of her insanity she burned brighter and crazier than anyone I’ve ever seen.

Links! On the Internet! That’s what the damn thing is pretty much made out of. In this weekly feature, we “dump” links right on your cyber-head like a pile of steaming garbage. Exc…

After his breakthrough album dropped in 1998, this MC embarked on a career of crime that would make Al Capone blush – stabbings! Animal cruelty! Claiming to be a federal agent!

So the Internet is abuzz with news that scientists in the Netherlands have grown artificial meat in a laboratory without the presence of an animal. The article states that “no one …

Okay, China? I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but if this is a regular thing you’re doing, using The Sims to do re-enactments of things for your news programs? I’d lik…

So this is Romanian president Traian Basescu smacking a kid in the mush. Apparently this is making trouble for his re-election campaign. Obama could have ripped off his head and dr…

So retailers nationwide are pleased that holiday shopping exploded with a bang on Black Friday and it’s e-sister Cyber Monday, with 195 million Americans doing some shopping either…

In this increasingly competitive global marketplace, corporations are turning more and more often to outsourced labor to shore up their bottom line. Here at Heavy, we’re always loo…

Being famous for a willingness to take your clothes off isn’t an occupation that requires a good deal of mental stability, but this trainwreck has taken that dictum and drove it ri…

Thankfully, my days of servicing clients are now over – in some ways, we could say my clients are you, dear reader – but that doesn’t mean Clients From Hell isn’t the funniest blog…

Sarah Palin’s new memoir, Going Rogue, has produced plenty of controversy in the short time that it has been available. But what most people don’t know is that the final product is…

So by now we’ve all heard that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree early Friday morning. But what the news media isn’t telling you is that the black box from…

With Michael Vick apparently on the road to redemption – a road littered with the corpses of dogs who had the misfortune of not being championship caliber in Vick’s ad hoc World Do…

Thanksgiving is a time for both celebration and quiet reflection, a time to look back upon all that we have to be thankful for and to be glad for all that is still to come. Unfortu…

Oh, lord. Of course the right-wing rapper is called “Hi Caliber.” This incredibly awful-awesome track is basically the tombstone on the dead body of hip-hop.