If you're watching this you're probably a bald lipped mama's boy who's desperately trying to figure out how to be a man. ...Sorry, that was a little harsh.
Next month is November, otherwise known as Movember, National Mustache Month (moustache if you're a hipster). Tom Selleck must have been unavailable, so the next best mustached man has stepped up to help all you facial follicle challenged "men" out there. Ron's mouth mane was cultivated in the hills of Scotland with whale oil and campfire smoke. You may not have that kind of time, but there are a few things you can do to save yourself from embarrassment come November.
Tip 1: Don't shave your upper lip, dummy.