President Obama may not have directly called upon Samuel L. Jackson for his endorsement, but he's getting it anyway with Jackson's f-bomb bedtime story. Sleep tight, motherf**kers.
It turns out that the Amazing Spider-Man, eh, not so amazing really. The guy is actually kind of a joke of a superhero. Picture Screetch getting bit by a radioactive spider and that's pretty much what you've got here.
If you needed any other reason to vote for Obama, this is it. This video features an Obama supporter who claims to be voting for Obama because he gave all the minorities in Cleveland a free phone AKA "ObamaPhone."
Bill Burr sat down with Conan to discuss the Apple machine and painted an image of Steve as nothing more than a wizard behind the curtain, shouting orders to his army of geek scientists.
Watch out, Jay-Z! Hip-hop has a new elder statesman and his name is Kwayzar. Kwayzar is an 83-year-old rapper who just released his first single titled, "I Can Still Do It." Yes, it's about his ability to still have sex.
