I don't know about you, but I always thought LeVar Burton lacked a certain amount of street cred when trying to push "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs." I mean, how am I supposed to take his recommendations seriously when I'm doubtful if they guy would shank a mofo in a street fight?
Luckily, we now have the DMX version of the Reading Rainbow theme song.
Butterfly in the sky, COME ON! I can go twice as high, LET'S GET IT ON
Take look, NIGGA, It's in a book, MY NIGGA! A reading rainbow... YOU THINK IT'S A GAME?!
Let this be a lesson, kids, reading ain't a game and if you treat it like one you may go down the same life path as DMX. Read or die, kids. Read or die.