Characters like Big Bird give kids the false impression that birds are gently friendly creatures. We know the terrifying truth. In reality birds are the d-bags of the sky and they show it off by pooping on your car every morning. We've shown you our posts on pussy cats (pun definitely intended) and scumbag dogs but now it's time to show you why bird hunting is still legal.
First our cars and now this? I think Alfred Hitchock was on to something.
Why don't ya sit down and chill out.
Seriously? They are starting to mess with Tigers now? This is getting out of hand.
This is where the term 'bird brain' comes from.