"F**k your shampoo. You don't tell me what to do!"
Pow! Somebody literally just got bitch slapped.
Get a job, bum dog. Laying around napping while the world passes you by is no way to go through life.
If you're going to look like an idiot you might as well use it to your advantage. Kudos to you, cone dog.
This is what happens when you hire a corgi plumber to fix your sink.
