The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Dogs Being Dicks

Published:4:04 pm EDT, January 2, 2013| Updated:5:57 pm EDT, August 2, 2013|

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Wagging tails and puppy dog eyes aren't fooling us. We know there's something diabolical going on with man's best friend. We've shown you the dick-like behavior of cats, which really came as a surprise to no one. Now we're blowing the lid on dogs and shedding some light on these K-9 offenders with the 20 Awesomest GIFs of dogs being dicks.

sled attack

It's a safe bet they didn't factor in dog attacks when rigging up this sledding stunt.

dog ass

We've all wanted to do this to that annoying friend at some point or another.

baby robber

Like taking candy from a baby.

roman candle

"Hey, remember that time Rusty almost set the entire campsite on fire?"


Decorating for a birthday party can be difficult when you've got a jerk dog around.

bathroom destruction

"F**k your shampoo. You don't tell me what to do!"

bitch slapped

Pow! Somebody literally just got bitch slapped.

bum dog

Get a job, bum dog. Laying around napping while the world passes you by is no way to go through life.

cone dog

If you're going to look like an idiot you might as well use it to your advantage. Kudos to you, cone dog.

corgi paint

This is what happens when you hire a corgi plumber to fix your sink.

diversion dog

Typically, this type of jerk diversion tactic would be used by a cat, but here it's the canine who outwits his four-legged companion.

dog drag

"Holy sh*t, is that the Bieber?!"

kid attack

It's a dog eat dog world kid and you just got your first lesson.

nut shot

The classic nut shot, courtesy of man's best friend.


If somebody pissed in your face you'd drop them too.

pizza thief

"Maybe I'll just take a nibble. No, clearly the human wants me to have the entire thing."


This is a good visual of how I feel every Monday morning.


He should just consider himself lucky they didn't jack his car and run a train on his girl.

tail assault

"Stop it, stop it, stop it..."

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