Frankenstorm is upon us! How will the Internet respond to a giant natural disaster headed for the northeast? With horror? With worry about the significant damage and potential loss of life about to be wrought? Nope! It reacted as it always does with snark and sarcasm.
The best place to get a look at this is Twitter. So I present to you, the best reactions to Frankenstorm from Twitter:
I get bitches wetter than #Frankenstorm
— ♃☩Andy Milonakis☩♃ (@AndyMilonakis) October 27, 2012
Woman behind me at grocery store was buying 15 rolls of toilet paper. She's truly expecting the worst #FrankenStorm
— JD Harmeyer (@jdharm) October 27, 2012
NJ Gov. Chris Christie encourages residents to 'hunker down' in a safe place with enough food.He is choosing a Golden Corral #Frankenstorm
— Steve Burgess (@ElectricianPlus) October 27, 2012
Should have played Tebow. I knew this would happen. #frankenstorm
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 26, 2012
Just heard Sandy described as a nor'easter w/ a hurricane inside of it. They're calling it #Frankenstorm. I prefer #Turduckenstorm
— kenyatta cheese (@kenyatta) October 27, 2012
Sure, "Frankenstorm" is a clever name, but I'm quite fond of "Count Stormula." That one's mine. #fb #frankenstorm
— Matt Butner (@Butnertown) October 26, 2012
When reporting #Frankenstorm, TV hosts should be required to shout #Sandy in a high-pitched voice like John Travolta at the end of Grease.
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) October 26, 2012
If your home is hit by a dolphin, DON'T GO OUTSIDE TO SEE IF IT IS OK. This is how the #Frankenstorm hunts.
— terry (@shortstack81) October 25, 2012
BAD NEWS: #Frankenstorm is coming to the East Coast! GOOD NEWS: The cast of Jersey Shore will be washed away by an angry Old Testament God!
— Lou Brutus (@LouBrutus) October 26, 2012
It's a giant conspiracy concocted by the Weather Channel and the Supermarkets #frankenstorm
— Danielle Brienne (@DanielleBrienne) October 27, 2012
NYC, my advice — tie Trump down on the observation deck of the Empire State Building and beg God's forgiveness. #Frankenstorm
— ben schwartz (@benschwartzy) October 26, 2012
@daveanthony As a CT resident, I am disappointed at Obama's failure to find and destroy the Taliban's weather machine #FRANKENSTORM
— Keith Grayeb (@kage2735) October 27, 2012
Do you have any witty remarks to add?
