The life of a ticket scalper isn't a noble one. They're the gate keepers to some of the world's most coveted events and have no qualms about using seedy business tactics to make a buck. The Olympics are the biggest racket in all of scalping and Ticket-Tooth Phillip is the godfather of the game.
Just how low will this ticket rat sink? How about assaulting an Olympian and selling his trunks to make a buck?! The man has no shame.