So I was tootlin' around the Internet the other day and found this website called Froggy's Photos. Apparently it's a company that takes various C-level celebs from nerd-fave shows like Firefly and sets them up at conventions in a kind of mobile photo studio. Then fans can come and pay cash money for a photo with them in a controlled environment. It's sort of like Olan Mills for megadorks. And the pictures that come out of it are fantastic - actors barely holding it in as an endless parade of rejectitude is ushered in, photographed and ushered out. Here are 20 of my favorites.
I don't know if I would have the courage to approach a lady while I was wearing a T-shirt that had a chick doing a total crotch squat on it. It's like wearing an "I Dream Of Vagina" trucker hat.
Or this dude, who looks like he's never seen a camera or a woman before. Which will steal your soul?
Do have to give props to Firefly actress Morena Baccarin, though - she doesn't let that smile slip, no matter what kind of nightmare chaos is happening around her.
You play a vampire on one TV show and bam! The rest of your life is pretending to bite hosebeasts. Be warned.
Ooh, shouldn't have worn a white shirt.