Captions For Cash

Here's how it works: you give us the funniest caption for this image, we give you fifty bucks. American. Do you have what it takes? Post your caption in the comments below. Make sure to leave a valid email address we can contact you at. On Wednesday, September 1st, we'll pick the winning caption, post it, and send its creator a check for $50. Think you're funnier than we are? Time to prove it.