This is just a horrorshow. I expect her to just claw through some poor kid's skull and eat his brains while puffing away on a Virginia Slim and complaining about all the sex on Days Of Our Lives.

Bikinis like this are geometry and geometry is math and girls can't do math. That's the only explanation I can think of here.

I have a confession to make. This guy had a tattoo of a penis on his shoulder by the MILF. I had to photoshop it out because we can't have pictures of penises on this site. What can I say?

Oh, Donatella Versace. Your leathery skin, fake boobs and terrifying anorexia are an inspiration to skeleton warriors everywhere.

This is just horrific. You emptied out your dental floss roll and made a bikini with it and went outside and... Jesus Christ. I need to wash my eyes out with something. Something that can burn this away.

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