What about Chris Rock? Well, today's your lucky day because that's exactly what we have for you! Go to DieLaughingNow.com and fill out the blanks (kind of like Mad Libs). Once you're set, Chris will read it for you. Or you could set it up for that d-bag in your office and play it ultra loud on your speakers. But that might get you fired.
Chris Rock Reads Your Eulogy
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