Hey, you know what I really don't like? Pictures of nature with cutesty/poignant captions written on them. It's dumb. It pulls the image down to the level of the sad Hallmark store that's next to the Family Dollar in the strip mall in my hometown in Maine. Like this kind of ish:
It's telling, not showing. It's annoying and it is infesting the internet (I'm looking at you weheartit). It takes absolutely no effort to do.
I was screwing around and wondered what they would be like if they were truthful. Results follow.