Jon Morris

  1. The Secret History Of Shark Week

    It’s Shark Week – but who decided that? Read our intense secret history of this most deadly of weeks.

    August 4, 2010
  2. What I Know About Aliens

    We’re about two months into 2010 and amidst the persistent malaise of a recessionizied world, the persistent and all-pervasive fear of imminent destruction at mad terrorist hands a…

    February 24, 2010
  3. The Strange Life and Times of Richie Rich

    Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a…

    January 15, 2010
  4. Holiday Gifts For The World’s Worst Dictators

    The holidays are a tricky time of year – not only is it difficult to pick out gifts for your loved ones, but you’re gift-shopping while everyone else is gift-shopping as well. An…

    December 21, 2009
  5. A Citizen’s Guide To Voting

    Congratulations citizens, Election Day is approaching once again (despite that restraining order)! Before you grab your giant Election Day foam hats and head off to the traditional…

    November 3, 2009
  6. Halloween Costumes For People Who Aren’t Really Trying

    It’s October! Do you feel the excitement in the air, nipping at your skin like the first chilly pinpricks of Fall? Hear the excited din of children’s voices, raised in shrill enthu…

    October 30, 2009
  7. How To Keep The Planet Of The Apes From Happening

    A Citizens Guide on How to Keep The Planet of the Apes from Happening Provided by the U.S.Commission For Keeping The Planet of the Apes from Happening / A Joint Office of the Feder…

    October 6, 2009
  8. The Sensual Muppet

    I’ve been thinking a lot about what Muppets I’d like to have sex with lately. Don’t judge me! It’s dark here, and I’m cold. I need to keep warm. Here are the five Jim Henson creati…

    September 23, 2009