Ladies, if you’re looking to get your transmission serviced and possibly be sexually harassed, we’ve got just the place for you.

Hey Peter Jackson, you can go ahead and fire that Ian McKellen guy. Willie’s got this in the bag.

They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.

Space robots and alien monsters collide in Guillermo Del Toro’s summer sci-fi powerhouse, Pacific Rim. Basically, it looks like a much, much cooler version of Power Ra…

Okay, we’re officially psyched about seeing Fast & Furious 6 now!

Virgin’s Richard Branson is celebrating on Twitter after a groundbreaking test flight of his civilian spacecraft.

Gingers will f*ck you up.

The mysterious “Misha” is revealed — and says he’s no jihadist.

The hateful holy rollers declare victory in Missouri.

More shades of Britney.

It’s the first victory for Hogan in his main event with Gawker.

The IDF continues to release breaking war news via its Twitter feed.

You’ve seen Scarface, but have you seen Slothface? These movies just became that much better because of few tree dwelling mammals.