Heavy
  1. Burbank Transmission Shop Wants to Sex Up All the Ladies

    Ladies, if you’re looking to get your transmission serviced and possibly be sexually harassed, we’ve got just the place for you.

    April 30, 2013
  2. Willie Nelson Tries Out for ‘The Hobbit 2′ on His 80th Birthday

    Hey Peter Jackson, you can go ahead and fire that Ian McKellen guy. Willie’s got this in the bag.

    April 29, 2013
  3. Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles Kinda Suck at Crime

    They’re kinda dumb, carry disease and half penises half their body size. Shredder shouldn’t have any problem with these reptiles.

    April 29, 2013
  4. ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer #2 Gives Us a Fresh Dose of Monsters and Robots

    Space robots and alien monsters collide in Guillermo Del Toro’s summer sci-fi powerhouse, Pacific Rim. Basically, it looks like a much, much cooler version of Power Ra…

    April 29, 2013
  5. WATCH: ‘Fast & Furious 6′ FINAL TRAILER — Plus Get Advance Ticke…

    Okay, we’re officially psyched about seeing Fast & Furious 6 now!

    April 29, 2013
  6. Virgin’s SpaceShipTwo Fires Rocket Engine, Breaks Sound Barrier

    Virgin’s Richard Branson is celebrating on Twitter after a groundbreaking test flight of his civilian spacecraft.

    April 29, 2013
  7. Mikhail Allakhverdov: ‘Misha’ Revealed, Says He’s No Jihadist

    The mysterious “Misha” is revealed — and says he’s no jihadist.

    April 29, 2013
  8. Westboro Baptist Church Celebrates ‘Win’ in First Amendment Case

    The hateful holy rollers declare victory in Missouri.

    April 26, 2013
  9. Report: Judge Orders Gawker to Yank Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

    It’s the first victory for Hogan in his main event with Gawker.

    April 25, 2013
  10. Israel Shoots Down Hezbollah Drone, Shares News on Twitter

    The IDF continues to release breaking war news via its Twitter feed.

    April 25, 2013
  11. Sloths Improve 12 Movies with Their Extreme Slothyness

    You’ve seen Scarface, but have you seen Slothface? These movies just became that much better because of few tree dwelling mammals.

    April 24, 2013