Halli Goldman

  1. Michael Jackson Wrongful Death Trial: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    Michael’s children and mother blame his concert performer for hiring the doctor who killed the King of Pop — and they want $40 BILLION.

    April 2, 2013
  2. 2-Year-Old Killed by 7 Pit Bulls in Georgia

    Perhaps the worst pit bull-related tragedy of all time.

    March 28, 2013
  3. Westboro Baptist Church to Protest the Final Four

    Westboro Baptist Church takes time out of their busy hate-mongering schedule to picket the Final Four.

    March 28, 2013
  4. Kirsten Dunst Hated Kissing Brad Pitt — the World Gasps

    Just throwing up gang signs and talking about her art. Typical.

    March 28, 2013
  5. Pissing Match: Urinal Gaming Makes Debut at Minor League Stadium

    These hands-free video games are “sure to make a splash.”

    March 26, 2013
  6. Maine Boy Accidentally Killed by Father’s Snow Plow

    The tragic accident occurred on Wednesday.

    March 21, 2013
  7. Ronald Reagan’s Daughter Writes Lesbian Love Story

    The timeless classic of boy meets girl, girl falls for boy’s sister. Reagan would be pleased.

    March 21, 2013
  8. Ex-NFL Cheerleader Allegedly Grabs 12-Year-Old’s Penis

    Maybe this 12-year-old hit puberty early..

    March 21, 2013
  9. 12-Year-Old Girl Brings $20K to School in Michigan

    That’s some serious milk money.

    March 13, 2013
  10. Bartender Who Secretly Filmed Romney’s 47% Remark Revealed Today

    And that’s why you always tip bartenders well.

    March 13, 2013
  11. Cannibal Cop Trial Draws To A Close

    Stick a fork in him, he’s done.

    March 7, 2013
  12. French Boy Wears 9/11 Shirt To School: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

    Oh, how quickly French forget that we totally saved their asses over 70 years ago during World War 2.

    March 7, 2013
  13. UN Peacekeepers Captured By Syrian Rebels: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

    It’s believed around 20 UN Peackeepers have been taken hostage.

    March 6, 2013