The woman whose endorsement put Obama in the White House was in New Hampshire on Friday chilling with his arch enemies — Mitt and Ann Romney.
Oprah Winfrey nuzzled up to Mitt for a feature in her O magazine, reports The Caucus.
So will she lick Mitt's balls or bust them?
Her ratings nosedived in '08 after the then-reigning media queen wielded her pop power for political purposes. Her handlers have her wary of taking a stand this go-round.
But c'mon, Oprah. This time you've got less to lose after four years of career catastrophe. At least a sneak attack on Romney would inject election-season steroids into the buttocks of your atrophied relevance. We want some nasty.