The 20 Hottest Photos of Carla Ossa

The world knows only three things about Carla Ossa: her name, that she's Colombian and that her eyes could melt a man's heart at 40 paces. So check out her 20 hottest pictures and believe me, any other questions you have will be more than answered.

Be careful. Once you look into those eyes there's no escape.

A giant Carla Ossa holds two apples.

Purple is a highly underrated color.

I like to imagine this is considered "every day clothes" in Colombia.

No no, I'm just trying to count all the little dots.

Carla Ossa knows she forgot something...

Some deviant (good samaritan) seems to have stolen Carla Ossa's top.

Seriously, I have a thing about counting dots.

Whenever Carla Ossa puts on this little slip, the pearl necklace always comes right after.

Don't feel bad that she's not paying attention, you wouldn't have been able to keep eye contact anyway.

Carla Ossa explains the implications of the Higgs-Boson for quantum mechanics.

Poor Carla Ossa lost the back to her dress.

Scientists believe that this picture is most likely what powers our sun.

It's my greatest dream to one day have a wall worthy of Carla Ossa leaning on it.

No mortal man has survived more than 7 seconds of a staring contest with Carla Ossa.

This is just one more reason I wish I were a hammock.

This is not a time for words.

This was Carla Ossa's personal record for "Most Clothes Worn at Once"

Looks like there's plenty of room in that shower...