Marisa Miller may just be the hottest Victoria's Secret Angel ever. The woman has sold record numbers of SI's Swimsuit Issue with her cover appearances and been ranked in the top 10 on just about every "hottest" list of the last 5 years. I could go on listing her credits, but let's just say, that should the human race ever face extinction and we're forced to start over, I hope future generations have some Marisa in them.

Schwing!

Who wears high heeled boots on a beach? Marisa Miller, that's who, dammit!

This painting should be in a museum, or my bedroom.

Mr. Bubble should really think about ditching their old mascot for Marisa Miller.

Going down?

Scientists here at Heavy have scanned Marisa head to toe and concluded: Perfect 10.

It's easy to see why Harley-Davidson picked Marisa Miller as a spokesmodel.

Is it strange to be envious of an ipod?

Marisa Miller loves a good roll in the hay.

Marisa Miller knows how to turn on the seduction... not that she has to try very hard.

We like where this is going...

... Okay, things just got a little bit weird, but I'm open minded.

That sheep photo gave me an idea - Marisa Miller clone. Get on it, science!

To be a grain of sand...

It's not a nude beach, but shhhh, nobody tell Marisa that.

Pick your jaw off the floor, fellas.

Marisa Miller is a farmer's daughter worth getting shot over.

Marisa Miller is about to explain why it's called a "shag carpet".

Marisa Miller welcomes you to Summer.