Presenting the Official Launch Trailer for Max Payne 3 , which will arrive next week in North American stores for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on May 15th and in Europe on May 18th. Visit the Pre-Order page for a selection of retail options.

Maybe it’s an overstatement, but just watch the clip and you’ll see what I mean. Who even care’s about the back-story, a dude get’s blown up with a flare gun and that’s good enough for me.

I think the lesson we can take away from this is, life’s tough, wear a cup.

Some bored Russian teens decided to make their own bungee jump. Editors note: don’t try this at home… or your friend’s home… or anywhere, really.

Watching this guy is going to scare you from ever taking acid… or make you want to do it immediately.

Something tells me this kid went on to do big things. Business tycoon, music mogul, mob boss… the kid runs the game.

One does not simply skate into Mordor.

You know you love it, you know you want it, so here it is, the classic Truffle Shuffle.

I guess if you’re gonna die from a shot to the crown jewels, this is the way to do it.

Forget the rifle, if I’m on the Orgeon trail headed west, I’ll take Scorpion when it comes time to catch dinner.